2-17-06
Boom!
I have no idea why I started off like that. It must be the exhilaration of knowing that as of 4 p.m. today, a three-day weekend awaits.
Along with snow, ice, sleet and all kinds of other fun weather deals.
Yesterday, the temperature was up around 80 degrees. Around 4 p.m., the cold front started moving in. Rain, high winds, etc.
Slowly, it started cooling off. By 8 p.m., it was dang cold. Now, there’s a chance of the bad stuff today, tonight, tomorrow and Sunday.
That figures. We have beautiful weather during the week when most of us have to spend our time at work and then when the weekend hits, the weather bites.
Oh well. I will look on the bright side and realize there is a three-day weekend waiting.
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I realize this is a waste of time. But with spring and summer approaching, something needs to be done.
Within a few weeks, we will be forced to see truly hideous sights. What the crap are you writing about now, you ask?
Feet. Bare feet. Ugh. Sandals and whatever. Everywhere we go, we’ll have to see people wearing shoes that don’t cover their ugly feet.
We’re talking bunions, toes going every where, hair, toe jamb and nails that look like they were last cut during the Clinton presidency.
I don’t think this is fair. There is a law against public nudity in this country. People can’t walk around with their goodies flopping here and there, can they?
So why should they be allowed to bare ugly feet and toes? Huh? I think every community should have a foot inspector to issue licenses to allow people to wear sandals.
I can just imagine some person with ugly feet walking down the street. A cop notices her and the ugly feet. He goes up to her and says, “Pardon me, ma’am (this is a courteous cop), but I happened to notice your feet are truly hideous. Do you have a license to wear sandals?”
No, she doesn’t. Book her, Dano!
Depending on the pay, at first I thought it wouldn’t be bad to be the foot inspector. But then I realized that inspecting people’s feet all day would really stink.
If I wanted to do that, I would be a foot doctor and get paid a lot more than I do. There are only a couple of other medical specialists that would be worse than a foot doctor. I would mention which ones those are but I try to run a clean blog here.
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Let’s see, I had something else to write about but got carried away with the ugly feet. Crud, I knew that I should have written it down earlier, but no!
I find this happening a lot lately. I’m sure it will come back to me at like 2 in the morning, just so I can forget about it by tomorrow morning.
I have no idea why I started off like that. It must be the exhilaration of knowing that as of 4 p.m. today, a three-day weekend awaits.
Along with snow, ice, sleet and all kinds of other fun weather deals.
Yesterday, the temperature was up around 80 degrees. Around 4 p.m., the cold front started moving in. Rain, high winds, etc.
Slowly, it started cooling off. By 8 p.m., it was dang cold. Now, there’s a chance of the bad stuff today, tonight, tomorrow and Sunday.
That figures. We have beautiful weather during the week when most of us have to spend our time at work and then when the weekend hits, the weather bites.
Oh well. I will look on the bright side and realize there is a three-day weekend waiting.
------
I realize this is a waste of time. But with spring and summer approaching, something needs to be done.
Within a few weeks, we will be forced to see truly hideous sights. What the crap are you writing about now, you ask?
Feet. Bare feet. Ugh. Sandals and whatever. Everywhere we go, we’ll have to see people wearing shoes that don’t cover their ugly feet.
We’re talking bunions, toes going every where, hair, toe jamb and nails that look like they were last cut during the Clinton presidency.
I don’t think this is fair. There is a law against public nudity in this country. People can’t walk around with their goodies flopping here and there, can they?
So why should they be allowed to bare ugly feet and toes? Huh? I think every community should have a foot inspector to issue licenses to allow people to wear sandals.
I can just imagine some person with ugly feet walking down the street. A cop notices her and the ugly feet. He goes up to her and says, “Pardon me, ma’am (this is a courteous cop), but I happened to notice your feet are truly hideous. Do you have a license to wear sandals?”
No, she doesn’t. Book her, Dano!
Depending on the pay, at first I thought it wouldn’t be bad to be the foot inspector. But then I realized that inspecting people’s feet all day would really stink.
If I wanted to do that, I would be a foot doctor and get paid a lot more than I do. There are only a couple of other medical specialists that would be worse than a foot doctor. I would mention which ones those are but I try to run a clean blog here.
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Let’s see, I had something else to write about but got carried away with the ugly feet. Crud, I knew that I should have written it down earlier, but no!
I find this happening a lot lately. I’m sure it will come back to me at like 2 in the morning, just so I can forget about it by tomorrow morning.
posted by Craig Hall at
6:48 AM
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