9-19-05

Just living the life, I am.

That is, the country and western life. No, I'm not wearing boots and spurs. But my life has resembled some crying in your beer country song over the weekend.

Here's how it would go: (My lyrics!)

"My weekend was a country and western song"

Went to a football game Friday
my team got its rear kicked;
That was bad, I thought,
then I found my dog Harley dead;

(Chorus!)

I've lived a country and western song
all this dadgum weekend.
It's been going on, way too long
Maybe some day my heart will mend

Yep, the Wolfies took it on the chin
Then the Sooners got beaten at the other end
If that ain't enough, my mower done broke down
and then I got my burned and now am a redneck.

(Chorus)
Yep, I've lived a country and western song
all this dadgum weekend.
It went on way too long,
I hope my heart'll mend

Our AC went kablooey
while we had plenty of company tooey!
I miss my dog, Harley
and that ain't no fooey!

(Chorus)
I've lived a country and western song
all this dadgum weekend.
It went on way too long,
I hope my heart'll mend.

It's a good thing I don't drink
or I'd be a leaning over the sink.
I didn't enjoy this one bit
at least I didn't find a zit.

Thank you, you've been a great audience!